Being vegan

Let me begin by saying, I know absolutely nothing about being vegan. OK, not nothing. I know, for example, that vegans don't eat meat and that they usually have dreadlocks and names like Willow and Flower and Lycopene (that might be an essential amino acid, I don't know).



Hello?


Hello?!


Alienated you already, have I?


All kidding aside, if you took the square root of all the information in the world about vegans and veganism, and hell...let's throw in vegetarianism generally as well, and then, divided that by half, and then by half again, and then again by the square root of pi and the diameter of the earth and again by the time it would take you to travel to Jupiter and back...and then....just for kicks, divided it by half, again....you would STILL know more than I know about "being vegan".


But I'm here to learn.

So come along for the ride. Next up: The First Vegan Shop (aka, "honey, we don sell dat crap hera").